Wednesday, December 10, 2014


Nick Reynolds
Class: C
December 9, 2014

EA Are Nubs

Dear EA Sports Headquarters,

You are complete shite mates. I spent over one-hundred dollars on microsoft points to open some gold packs and i got bloody hell. The best player you decided to give me was Fernando Torres. The lad can’t shoot to save his life, he’s practically unusable. On top of that I can’t even bloody play a match without the servers crashing. Can you nubs manage your shite and   let me play the actual game? I didn’t spend 70 Euros on FIFA for nothing. So excuse my language but I would greatly appreciate it if you turkeys fixed your servers and stopped sitting around all day drinking tea.

-Angry British Gamer

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